You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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