I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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