Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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