my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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