why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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