High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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