You really coming over, don't trick.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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