Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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