Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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