Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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