You can't special order awesome
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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