There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Randomize