I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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