she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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