sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
this will be a night to untag.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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