He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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