scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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