Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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