hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Blood and glitter go together right?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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