His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Randomize