My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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