the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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