i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I have fence marks all over my body
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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