Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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