Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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