It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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