Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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