If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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