I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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