69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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