Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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