I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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