im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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