I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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