is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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