Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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