Life is so much better after having sex.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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