I think i peed on brittanys purse
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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