so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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