She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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