Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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