with your own penis?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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