I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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