At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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