but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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