I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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