did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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