IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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