He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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