We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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